April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I’m pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters?
Me:…
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Me: Mum, I’m pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters?
Me:…
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- writes poetry
- worked in the White House
- built his own house
- started Random Acts
- gave Jared 2000 dollars in change
- married his HS sweetheart
- isn’t afraid to wear dresses
- bicycle touring
- clog dancing
- tibetan throat singing
- special skills: Acting in front of the camera
fuck you he’s perfect
not to mention
- he’s built and slept in an igloo
- he was arrested once because he climbed up the roof of a bank to read while somebody was robbing the bank
- he had a laughing fit at his teacher’s funeral
- he and vicki named their child west anaximander
- he kayaked down the LA river
- he made jokes on his FBI background check
- he stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them
- he made vicki’s engagement ring
- misha and vicki renewed their vows at an albertson’s in drag
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I have to admit, I’m a little sorry.
but I had to do it, so please don’t hate me. [upper gif]
I did something bad.
I was judging myself the whole time I was making it but like I said before..
I regret nothing.
OMFG EVERYONE LISTEN
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a study in hand porn

As a first time viewer of “Dark Shadows”, I enjoyed the tim burton adaption. It was dark, fun, great visual and the sountrack. But the best part was Barnabas Collins’ character had grey shades.
Critics can go on and on about the lack of character but i have my answer ready - You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly! :P
Iron Man vs. Batman : The Ultimate Battle
It’s like our elections after Citizens United!
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