I was having a very peaceful breakfast… Dad walks in and
Dad: Can you order 50 shades of grey for me!!!
OMG! Why an intelligent man like you wants to read such a horrible book?? (I went on and on about how badly it’s written and it’s better to give the money to some charity)
Dad: Okay! How do you know it’s badly written?
Hmmmm…..I … read … some …articles .. about it. Yes i read some articles. But why on earth do you wanna read it??
Dad: Oh! The newspapers have been raving about it…. I was curious. So will you order it for me?
Dad: walks away
That was THE most awkward breakfast of my LIFE!!! I’m not letting Dad buy that piece of shit, even if I have to monitor his purchases!!!
PS: Dear Local Newspapers, Just because something is super popular in US that doesn’t mean it’s good. Stop with the stupid articles!!!