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It was like a BIG BIG Musical Concert!!!

It Was Spectacular.

the only way this could get any more british is if at the end we declared war on France

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hiiddles:

#I JUMPED OUT OF A HELICOPTER FOR THIS SHIT

hiiddles:

#I JUMPED OUT OF A HELICOPTER FOR THIS SHIT

(Source: mattgasm)

  • Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
  • London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

hawthornes:

“the queen looking on with great interest”

great

interest

(Source: elizabethdarcy)

magicshortbread:

welcome to britain where we honour the internet in our olympic games ceremony

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literallystop:

I feel like Tom is watching the opening ceremony, a single British tear rolling down his cheek, as he quotes shakespeare under his breath and apologizes.

(Source: kohlscash)

Moriarty just cut off Adele mid song and hijacked the Olympic soundtrack to Staying Alive

cumberbuddy:

  • olympics commentator: afghanistan!
  • me: graduates university
  • olympics commentator: japan!
  • me: gets married
  • olympics commentator: zimbabwe!
  • me: has 3 children
corneliapornelia:

abbehtron:

This is the Queen jumping out of a helicopter with James Bond

#welcome to Britain enjoy your stay

corneliapornelia:

abbehtron:

This is the Queen jumping out of a helicopter with James Bond

#welcome to Britain enjoy your stay

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oneinagoogleplex:

Jim, I know you’re still alive. I know it was you who hacked the Olympics…

oneinagoogleplex:

Jim, I know you’re still alive. I know it was you who hacked the Olympics…

buoysnoize:

The olympics in a nutshell

buoysnoize:

The olympics in a nutshell

(Source: callurn)